Businesses Like This Only Exist Because We're All Butterfingers

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Twitter Shuts Down Calgary Police's Account During a Flood Emergency Because They Had Reached Their Daily Maximum Number of Tweets

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We're On to You, Nick

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Fixed It!

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How to Give a F**k

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Dude Tweets Hilarious Story About Shamelessly Getting His Heart Broken By His Side Chick

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Gotta Admire His Persistence

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It's a Slippery One

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Quantum Disinterest

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Time to Go Wash My Hands AND Brain

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Comparing Apples to Ignorance

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Wait, You Can Pre-Arrange These Types of Things?

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You're Never Too Old to Troll

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Britney Spears is Just Like Every Mother of Two Boys, She Gets Scared AF

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Bad Grammar Can Get Really Confusing

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