I'm So Glad You Didn't Flail!

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The Dark Lord Has Been Vanquished

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Right in the Pride

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Life is a Stage and We're Merely Punning

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My Friends Are the BEST!

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There's No Controlling These Guns!

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Dedicated One-Upsmanship, Courtesy of Twitter

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Leave Your Inclusive, Inspirational Crap for the Nice Side of the Internet

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I Would Hate for My Boat's Toes to Move

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But... But... a McFlurry...

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Lucky Charms

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Another Big Mistake

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Jimmy Fallon Got Help from Twitter to Collect the Best #DadQuotes

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What You Are About to See May Be Disturbing

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Proof That The Onion Has Memory-Altering Properties

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At Least You Found Out How it Handles?

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