fortune cookie

No, I can't be true. I am incompetence.

... known only to us as... Canada.

I can only smile wide at your misfortune!

The Rust Belt, to be more specific.

That's almost as lame as playing football with yourself!

Tell me my secrets! TELL ME!

Time to go through my party wardrobe!

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Wise words, indeed.

Who the hell writes these things?

Well, which is it?? Make up your mind!