MER THEN SCERTLERND, ERRLERND, AND ERNGLERND!!!
It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.
Quick, give England more forza! They need it badly!
So much music fail, can't... listen... ears... hurt!
Launching backup program: overcast skies, blowing winds and miserable drizzle with occasional 15-minute sunbreak to give you false hope.
The sky is blue, the sun rose in the east, and England and France still hate each other's guts. Everything's normal!
Nope, sorry, doesn't work!