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Have you ever felt as though your boyfriend/husband has the emotional capacity of a cashew? Well fear not, because there's help for you!
Have you ever felt as though your boyfriend/husband has the emotional capacity of a cashew? Well fear not, because there's help for you!
How do you overcome the trauma that is seeing your parents get it on? You make yourself an objective observer and let them know that they're doing it wrong!
If you remember the early days of the internet, you probably remember Foamy, the foul-mouthed squirrel that's angry at just about everything. Well now he's back to explain to us a few things about legalizing gay marriage (with some saucy language, so consider yourself warned).
When you're not having sex, this is the most logical way to take out your frustrations.
Go with the Robb Stark romance; at least that one doesn't require you pretend you're banging your hot sister.
This would all be well and fine if it wasn't a big fat lie.
What would happen if you held hands with every stranger you came across? The results in this social experiment range from "terrified" to "totally into anything that resembles close human contact."
The proud tradition of sexytime music has a storied past.
Just when the Backstreet Boys and 'Nsync were fading from memory, '90s fever catches up again with the Second Coming of the Boy Band. Already ridiculously popular in their native U.K., the preteen quintet One Direction has already made enough of a splash in the U.S. for the predictable boy band backlash to occur. This particular parody doubles as a nice introduction to the band if you haven't heard of them yet.
As if Rick Santorum's political aspirations didn't have enough problems, one of his supporters said on live television that everyone's making too big a fuss about silly things like sexual rights and just shove some aspirin up there, like they did in "his day."
Courtesy of Pundit Kitchen, your one-stop shop for political LOLs (because there's so very, very much to LOL at).
There'd have to be a whole lot less death for it to translate, but the Game of Thrones romantic comedy would be the best thing ever.
The Japanese seem to have a knack for creating the creepiest forms of inanimate affection.
When overemotional YouTuber nuttymadam3575 learned today that Kristen Stewart did in fact cheat on sort-of boyfriend Robert Pattinson with the older, married-with-children director Rupert Sanders, the Twilight fan turned to the Internet to berate the actress for her publicist-engineered heartfelt apology.
You won't believe it till you see it.
(Not Safe For Work -- KStew-directed expletives.)
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In case you didn't see, the Daily Mail put out an article the other day about a woman by the name of Samantha Brick who claims that her life is hard because she's too pretty. This of course set the internet on fire, leading to doubts that someone with a head this big could be a real person. Well, she is, and she's just as crazy as you think she is.
