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Looks like the problems posed by retarded math have been stumping people for at least a year.

I like how he went from "Bollywood" to "weird" in the span of two sentences.

Jared is just too sexy to handle ever since he went on that Subway diet.

If this relationship is ever going to work, Zach will need to completely deny the existence of females outside of his girlfriend. And totally surrender control of his privacy to said girlfriend. Is that so much to ask?

She probably saw it coming and wanted to see how many insulting, but practical, gifts you would give her before she left.

Judging from all the Yahoo Answers posts asking about pregnancy, we need to have a much much much much much better sexual education program.

Ah, young lovers. They still haven't learned that you're allowed to stop liking someone when he turns out to be "discusting."