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Your relationship is as transient as Pluto's planethood.

It's fine, you can speak in the first person. And congratulations on having such high self-esteem - not many people can say "I have such a good body" so directly. Maybe you should date yourself; at least you're much closer to your own age.

"Thank you for your mature advice" LOL! This is the internet!

If you aren't thinking about it in a sexual way, then why did you ask it in Singles & Dating?

If this relationship is ever going to work, Zach will need to completely deny the existence of females outside of his girlfriend. And totally surrender control of his privacy to said girlfriend. Is that so much to ask?

Seriously, after all the whiners I see on the internet every day who complain "Wahhh, I look amazing and have a great personality, why don't girls talk to me, wahhhh," it's a breath of fresh air to see someone go "hey, deep down I'm a miserable excuse for a human being, yet for some reason I have to beat girls off with a stick!"

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