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Let's face it: people who have time to ask questions like that probably sleep alone at night.

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Someone got the best answer rating just by trolling. It's an irony within an irony. Internet, what have you come to?

God, next thing you know she'll be asking him to move to a room with a dehumidifier. Some people are so demanding.

Breaxting: Don't do it.

I'd hit that faster than my modem's KBps.

Read it all and join the masses of horrified people.

*Schlong. Kids these days.

The guy who's telling him to wear his pants low and talk in "a gangster voice" has obviously never heard of Lil Wayne and his own personal harem of crazed lady fans.