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Another bitter dude with blaming other people for the fact that he's a terrible person.

If she were saying "Justin" or "Edward" it would be more normal. But Jake? WHO IS JAKE?

Kids! Parents! Loved ones! Finish your Thanksgiving leftovers! Don't leave it sitting out for 29 years, even if it gives you license to make a stupid pun in situations like these.

Someone got the best answer rating just by trolling. It's an irony within an irony. Internet, what have you come to?