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The guy who's telling him to wear his pants low and talk in "a gangster voice" has obviously never heard of Lil Wayne and his own personal harem of crazed lady fans.

They were not joking about ANSWERS when they said Yahoo Answers

If they ever made a sequel to "What Women Want" and called it "What Men Want," it would be about five minutes long and very predictable.

...and judging by "Brittney B-ball's" profile pic, she's known exactly what men want for some time now.

Breaxting: Don't do it.

To be fair, asking for a divorce "in the afterglow of intercourse" wouldn't make much sense.

"Thank you for your mature advice" LOL! This is the internet!

Ah, young lovers. They still haven't learned that you're allowed to stop liking someone when he turns out to be "discusting."

I doubt pansexuals wear pants often, so technically you're right.

"Hey babe, did I tell you about my penis? Can I have your number? Thanks."

Whatever he was thinking, he probably wasn't crushing back.

How do you think Joseph felt when the same thing happened to Mary? Poor guy was just so gullible. Virgin birth? PFFT RIGHT.