As far as the worst possible scenario to unfold for a dude who has a strange, pressing desire to get into a conversation about his dick; this is pretty damn brutal, man. A solid, proper trolling that he invited upon himself.
Sorry, you've got the wrong number. Try again, or maybe just get the right one.
This is one of those wrong number texting conversations that was set up for a highly entertaining, rage-riddled interaction from the start. Clearly our angry wife in this situation was already having a day, and the last thing she needed was for her husband to 'play games' about grabbing milk from the store. On that note, let the hilarious exchange begin.
After a wrong number texted this person with a dramatic accusation, they took it as a chance to be supernaturally funny and string them along.