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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it." 

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Stalker Chick Goes Insane On Guy In Awkward Text Rant

To say that this uncomfortable situation escalated quickly would be an understatement...

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Ah, young lovers. They still haven't learned that you're allowed to stop liking someone when he turns out to be "discusting."

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

The world of Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes it's desperate and makes you lose faith in humanity, and sometimes it's hilarious. The fact that dating now depends on who can take the best profile photo and who has the best one-liners is pretty f*cking bizarre, but that's the world we live in now, so we might as well embrace it. Without further ado, enjoy these surprisingly funny Tinder moments and remember that you can use these for yourself if you need to. 

Wild moments from the Tinder dating app that show off how ridiculous people can be.
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Twitter Thread Tells How Tinder Temptress Tricks Dozens Into Her Personal Bootleg “Bachelorette”

One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

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It's called the "21 Grams," and our irony meter must be broken because it's impossible to tell if this is really sweet or somewhat unsettling. The kit features a scent sprayer, some digital speakers (to hear "their music" again), and a special glass urn that can hold your loved one's ashes.

You know, so you can put that urn in your sex parts and whatnot.

"21 Grams" appears to be more of an art piece and design prototype than a seallable product, but how would you feel if something like this was available to the public? 

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