weddings

There's no better way to end a wedding than to fly off with his-and-her water-propelled jetpacks.

Marriage pretty much spells the end of this for you, buddy.

I hear she's not even in the 1 percent either! Gross!

Aaron Chervenak took his relationship with his cellphone to the next level and got married to it last month. The two eloped at the Little Vegas Chapel in Las Vegas.

“In a sense, my smartphone has been my longest relationship,” he said. “That’s why I decided to see what it was like to actually marry a phone.”

Super Wedding, to the rescue!