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I'm not sure how it's the same thing, but if we're pretending that each sperm is a person, then okay. Every sperm is sacred, etc.

A server in a Texas restaurant received a hot "tip" from this newlywed and decided to leave a message for her on Facebook. When posting this image, which has since been deleted, she explained the circumstances of the tip. After a normal dinner serving a table of four, two couples, that seemed to be enjoying their time she offered up her very last pen so they could sign their checks and this is what she got in return. She nicknamed the wife who left the tip "Jenny". She concluded her post with this open message to her.

So, Dear Jenny,
I would like you to know, the server that was in the section across from mine, that I kept talking to and checking on throughout the time of you sitting at my table IS MY HUSBAND. Which I found on my own, and looks better than yours. Also, I would like you to know that I'm sorry MY HUSBAND treated me to a cruise for my honeymoon and not a restaurant. As well as, MY HUSBAND would never let me feel so insecure that I would feel the need to write such a terrible note to a server and make them feel the way you have.
So Jenny, here's a life tip for you from me, your insecurity as a woman is heartbreaking. Have pride in yourself and your relationship with YOUR husband to where you don't need to put another down to bring yourself up. Especially a server who lives off her tips and needs them to help her husband pay bills. Also, Jenny, I hope you like the pen, because it's my present to you. One NEWLYWED to another.

P.S - my husband said you can sit in his section next time that way you won't have to be so worried about your husband "flirting" with a server :). Maybe you'll see his ring a little better than you saw mine.

Signed, Jessica
The woman you offended by thinking so lowly of, that I would attempt to flirt with a man who is with his wife.