virgin

someone slid this under my door and it was addressed to holly

PUTTING IT ON SPEED DIAL RIGHT MEOW

I'm not sure how it's the same thing, but if we're pretending that each sperm is a person, then okay. Every sperm is sacred, etc.

Hey baby, let's turn some water into wine and immaculately conceive while Al Green plays in the background.

Someone's above the influence of FUN.