virgin

Someone's above the influence of FUN.

I'm not sure how it's the same thing, but if we're pretending that each sperm is a person, then okay. Every sperm is sacred, etc.

And his eyes are red from crying. Awwwwww.

When you find one that's just been opened, you are legally obligated to say "Liquid virgin, touched for the very first time."

someone slid this under my door and it was addressed to holly