Ooooh, but with the thorns? OUCH. CRINGE. SHUDDER. NO.

Try it with your friends! Unless your friends are all 5 years old. Then you'll just have "penis" for every blank and the joke will get old really quickly.

memoriesofmychildhood

These vintage ads had a better idea about body image.

"Baby, I care too much about our relationship to ruin it with Facebook."