Valentines day

Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop

On Feb. 14, Brucie NYC, a hip little Italian spot in Brooklyn's Cobble Hill neighborhood, will be serving dishes such as "Pink Is The Flavor" (scallop, monkfish torchon, grapefruit, beet, breakfast radish) and "Breastiny's Child" (veal breast braciole, pickled fig, sopresatta, goat yogurt), as well as a few Jay-Z inspired choices. (Oysters Rocafella, anyone? How about some Jay-Ziti?)

Conan's prop master is here to teach you how to do Valentine's Day on a budget!

We here at Dating Fails fully support sexy rumpus and believe there should be more of it, national holiday or no.

The most recent exciting addition to the Warner Bros. Studio Tour London calendar is a three course Valentine's Day meal plated and served within Hogwarts Great Hall, which is also set to include a hearty supply of Butterbeer, a tour of the studio, and a free wand.

Tickets go on sale this Wednesday for our first ever #ValentinesInTheGreatHall event! ❤ https://t.co/pG9zwP2jeX pic.twitter.com/F6uag0szmQ

— WB Tour London (@wbtourlondon) January 11, 2016

Perhaps the biggest catch here is this meal's about to wipe out your account at Gringotts Wizarding Bank.

But hey, you could always hit up Harry Potter for a friendly loan, right?

No really though, the whole show costs £247.50 ($357) per person, or £495 ($714) for two people.

Hooters Tokyo is making a play to become the premier Tokyo date spot for Valentine's Day by offering two new parfaits (the "Rocket of Love" and the "Volcano of Love," no double entendre there [SARCASTIC EYE ROLL]) and giving a free Hello Kitty x Hooters pin to the first 1,000 customers that day. We're expecting it to also be Tokyo's premier breakup spot when the guys get caught checking out those tiny tight shirts skirts.