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The first rule of creating a dating site profile is always to highlight your most desirable attributes.

Some females feel this way about their lady-parts, too. Differences of opinion.

Men, amirite?

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

If they ever made a sequel to "What Women Want" and called it "What Men Want," it would be about five minutes long and very predictable.

...and judging by "Brittney B-ball's" profile pic, she's known exactly what men want for some time now.

He's saying that you're easy.

I googled "over the moon" and it appears to be something UK chaps say to mean "very happy or delighted." Then I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and decided I liked their second definition better.

It's a jungle down there.