underwear

This is not a test, you can truly buy nether-protecting groin-saving armor undies right here.

Username? I hardly even know her name!

Mental Floss put together a ridiculous(ly awesome) list of nerd-related bras and where to buy them. Not sure your SO would appreciate ripping off your shirt only to have R2's domes or Donatello's eyes staring back, but we'll avert our eyes if you need to go on a shopping spree right now.