By Unknown
troll
If your Tinder match is going to open up a conversation asking about your friend, she deserves to be messed with.
Many girls might love it if their boyfriends acted more stereotypically gay, but only to a very certain point.
He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."
By Unknown
Let's face it: people who have time to ask questions like that probably sleep alone at night.
