thirsty

These women laid it all out there and weren't at all shy on their Tinder profiles. 

If you're lookin' for a date, a random help chat is probably NOT the place to go.

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws

What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality.