thirsty
What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality.
He just doesn't get it.
"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"
This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws
Via @justinbieber
Justin Bieber has been posting creepy throwback photos of his ex on Instagram. In some ways, he's just like everyone else!
This "crazy throwback" just happened to pop up right after Selena Gomez was spotted kissing her new squeeze Niall Horan. What a coincidence! 
At least he can joke about his inabililty to find a lady. 
He just wants somebody to love. At this rate, he'll have to start hitting on fans.... oh, wait. 
He posted this random picture he found of a pretty woman and asked fans to identify her. He's in luck, she was identified as @cindywolfiereal and it seems like she's a Belieber!
Maybe he's just going back to his roots by trying to use the internet to discover a girlfriend the way he was discovered on Youtube way back when.
