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Company spends $263,000 a year on engineering team’s daily meeting instead of letting them work: ‘Decisions made during standup: zero’
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Manager demands strict clean-desk policy in the office, employee comply by wasting company time packing and unpacking their belongings every day: ‘Just following the policy’
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15+ Workers who were overjoyed to quit their jobs: 'Put in my 2 week's notice... left for a 50% raise'
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Hotel guest demands full refund after informing front desk she is cutting her stay short, employee refuses when she fails to check out in time: ‘Ma'am, that's not how hotels work’
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30-year-old Mom cancels 3-year-old son's birthday party, MIL decides to throw him a party anyway: 'She has planned a full-blown birthday party at this point'
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