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Did you get that text? No? Well dive into some of the funniest and punniest texts you will ever see. Whether it's an SMS or a clever note, you'll get plenty of ideas how to make your passive aggressive intentions known, or relate to a terrible mistake. Either way, laughter will be had.

Can't Get a Persistent Suitor Off Your Back? Just Pretend to Be Hannibal Lecter

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Don't Trust Anyone, Not Even in Your DMs

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This Brutal Shutdown of an Ex Looking For a Favor is The Kind of Satisfaction We All Hope For One Day

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Girl Tweets Her Boyfriend's Hilariously Misspelled Text Message Thread and It Goes Viral Instantly

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Waiting a Few Weeks to Ask a Girl to Pay You Back For a Drink Isn't Awkward and Petty At All, Right?

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Sometime You Just Want too Much

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I Would Do Anything for Pastrami, But I Won't Do That

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She Has a Terrible Flaw...

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This Marine Recruit Should Have Thought Twice About Asking For Some Love Advice From Another Marine

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Want to Break Up, But You Don't Know What to Say in Your Text?

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Let 'Em Down Easy

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Translation: She's Just Not Into You, Dude

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Our Love is Durable and Absorbent

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If You Ever Wanted to Know What a Pick-Up Artist Texts a Girl, Here You Go

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Girl's Text Story About Her Morbid First Date Will Scare You Off From Dating For Good

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