Ten Ways to Break Up

Now I know how Woody and Buzz must have felt.

She probably saw it coming and wanted to see how many insulting, but practical, gifts you would give her before she left.

Come on bro, that's totally insensitive. You don't wear aviators during a breakup. Really.

Get gone like gonorrhea.

You have to be cunning to execute the perfect break-up. If that means not being straightforward or honest at all so be it.