Ten Ways to Break Up

You have to be cunning to execute the perfect break-up. If that means not being straightforward or honest at all so be it.

Come on bro, that's totally insensitive. You don't wear aviators during a breakup. Really.

She probably saw it coming and wanted to see how many insulting, but practical, gifts you would give her before she left.

Now I know how Woody and Buzz must have felt.

Get gone like gonorrhea.