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Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.

Tinder has proven itself to be a pretty strange place. Honestly, there's no way of knowing what you're going to get. Here's what people have hauled up from a sea that promised "a whole bunch of other fish." For more awkward dating moments, here are some more from the world of Tinder.

Ornery British man, Dale Deeks underestimated humankind's capacity for keeping things aggressively insensitive, raunchy, and outright extreme. Dale's bold prank to "sell his girlfriend" on eBay backfired big time in his face, and he was eventually forced to take the listing down for violating terms, AND the f**king bids were totaling $119K. 

As far as being an idiot who is unbelievably de-attached from reality and the way the world works, and I don't know general human decency.....this dude with an unreal knack for not being able to text like a mouth-breathing manchild, successfully crowned himself king of stupidity. If you can make it past the ridiculous abbreviations and misspellings in his actual texts, you'll be quick to see this is nothing short of an epic attempt at validating blatant cheating. I guess you could say he gets an A+ for thinking outside the box though. All in all, Bella really dodged a bullet on this one. 

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

How exactly does this unfaithful low life think the world works? She definitely needed the rude awakening of a harsh reality check. 

These people should've just let things go and moved on. 

Spread the word fellas, we've got a lying, skullduggerous, expensively manipulative Tinder bitch on our hands that's made a practice out of preying upon the maddening thirst of dudes that have a knack for leaving their better senses behind, anytime after opening up Tinder to swipe around. Yes, Maggie Archer told Buzzfeed News that she's maintaining a 1 in 5 success rate for getting guys to wire her $5, to 'see what'll happen.' And therein lies the devastating kicker: a swift unmatch.