struggle

Thoughts and prayers go out to our sexually frustrated gents of the hour!

The emotionally stunted, albeit pun-inclined, ever inappropriate Tinder pickup fiends (see last week's batch here) are back at it again this week to keep us entertained and a little bit discouraged with the state of the modern dating climate. Wonder if any of these clowns got the anywhere after 'breaking the ice.' 

Tinder is the black hole of unadulterated, shamelessly thirsty modern day 'romance', and these moments capture the inevitable cringe that almost inevitably pops up every time you swipe right in sync with someone else on Tinder. If you ever find yourself stuck in a solidly shitty Tinder conversation headed fast for nowhere, break out this particularly stellar pick-up line: "C'mon, yolo and stuff". Riiight?

Here's to hoping the crew of writers back over at CBS happen upon these...can almost make out the obnoxious sound of the 'laugh track' in the background. Solid couple seasons of a new family-oriented comedy show here. Okay, but in all fairness; bachelorhood is feeling pretty damn good right now after trucking through these. I might add that the tweets had a suspicious amount of 'husband did ____ wrong' kind of humor going on. 

Sometimes a good old-fashioned FAIL goes a long way!

Ah the crazy and ill-conceived things we'll do in the name of love. These poor souls were blinded by lust. At least their stories are providing us an endless source of entertainment. 

The awkwardness rampant in these dates is legit hard to digest. Thankful we're not any of these poor souls.