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NavySealsofComedy took an actual, public Facebook conversation between 7th-graders and re-enacted it, verbatim, for your viewing pleasure. Middle school is serious business.

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Biting off Inspired by the S&#t Girls Say series, we now present S*%t Single Girls Say.

We follow up the top-selling "Girlfriend" with our new "Boyfriend!" Buy one of each and take yourself out of the equation entirely, you Forever Aloner!

90% of the courting process summed up in a 5-second sketch.

DISCLAIMER - in their gentelmanly duel to win fair lady's kiss, things get a litle... dark towards the end of the video. You've been warned.

Note - This video contains a single swear word, and since the video's only 5 seconds long, that mean's this sketch about 20% bad language.

The Gentlemen cut straight to the heart of Valentine's Day (get it? heart? because Valentine's Day LAWL) and let you know what they REALLY think. Because they're all about communication.

It's only a week away, now! Time to start scrambling for dinner reservations and ordering flowers/candy/jewelry/ball gags! Alternatively, time to plan your crying and listening to "All By Myself"!