sexting

Let's be real, that kid probably already knows his Dad is a huge creeper and everyone knows it. 

New Tinder strategy: just act like you're an inanimate object.

It seems to be working pretty well for this guy.

Sean Fahmy over at Food Beast decided to sign up for Tinder posing as a glass of red wine. As everyone knows, chicks "OMGLOVELOVE" red wine.

The results were pretty hilarious...

We tip our glass to you, sir.

Careful these boys' thirsty texts are dirtier than their communal frat bathroom.