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The date went splendidly until Jimmy started drawing penises all over Big Bird and crude breasts on Smurfette. He spent the rest of the night in the time-out corner while Jenny's mom, finally giving in to Jenny's insistent wails, went out to buy a new coloring book.
In the realm of cringe-inducing fails this guy just skyrocketed to the top of the totem pole. Maybe he was in a hurry to get outta there, either way the neglect cost him big time. Hard to imagine he'll be getting invited back to crash again anytime soon. Here's to hoping the kid goes on having no idea what she was rocking in the way of her jewelry upgrade.
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When people use the word "monster" to describe their various appendages, I always assumed they were speaking figuratively.
