sex toys

Feel like washing our hands after reading these. 

Our sex lives can say a lot about us as a person, but I'm not sure what the hell any of these toys would tell you about someone's personality. Their existence simply begs the question "why".

However, I could see each of these little darlings fitting right in on the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.

In the realm of cringe-inducing fails this guy just skyrocketed to the top of the totem pole. Maybe he was in a hurry to get outta there, either way the neglect cost him big time. Hard to imagine he'll be getting invited back to crash again anytime soon. Here's to hoping the kid goes on having no idea what she was rocking in the way of her jewelry upgrade.