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The science of the climax tells us one thing: Women have it made.

Next stop: Sex robots!

Neil deGrasse Tyson is like everyone's second dad who happens to know a lot about science.

But he's still just as embarrassing.

In a video from National Geographic, the scientist explains what it would take to have sex in space. And things get super S&M real fast.

"If you want to sort of get together [and] stay together, you need something to, like, keep you together during all the normal body movements that would characterize having sex in space," Tyson says.

"So yeah, just bring a lot of leather belts to keep things strapped down and you'll be just fine."

Neil gets even more awkward at the end of the video.

Just stop, Science Dad. Just stop.

For all the advancements science has taken, it's taken you long enough scientific community. Bring the sex robots, and bring them hard.

Check out the full-size version of this (slightly work un-safe) poster right here!