Four teenage boys in Milton, Georgia were arrested by police and found in possession of a stolen goat. One of them explained that he was planning on photographing the goat so that he could use the image as a prop when asking a girl, "Would you goat with me to prom?" according to police.
The goat is safe at home and unharmed.
"But soft! What yonder light through window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet the sun Juliet's VAGINA" gigglegigglegigglesnarfsnarfsnarf
Guess you should have bit the bullet and been a Studio Art major. You'd never get a job, but at least you'd be happy in college.
This New York fifth grader was told by his school's principal to pick a different topic for his speech. His speech's subject? An argument in favor of gay marriage. Controversy begins in 3, 2, 1...
