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Keep your head up, Craig. You'll find someone out there eventually. It just wasn't meant to be...

Is this the most Florida thing to ever happen to a sporting event over there or what? All we needed to better the crude situation was a crocodile or two waddling across the court. 

This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs. 

This is absolutely brutal. You don't wanna go and snap that banjo string...

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

Not even sure where to begin with these acts of insanity that defy all rhyme and reason. Don't proceed unless you feel like getting strangely aroused by a crazy mix of FAIL meets miraculously executed acts. 

This busy video gamer lived to regret putting his trust in his buddy. Turns out friends can be devious bastards, ready to crush your chances (or whatever that was), with an obnoxiously overdeveloped vocab. Don't think this guy will be taking home, Wingman of the Year, anytime soon. 

The standard, "oops I didn't mean to" isn't going to begin to cover these anger-inspired moments of impulsiveness. 

Love drives people to do some 100% insane things...

We're back at it again with a fresh round of Tinder wins and fails, from the online world's lot of hopeless romantics. People love to break out the best and very worst of their cheesy pickup lines, when it comes to seeing what will take on the dating app. Sometimes, they defy expectations, and actually end up getting somewhere. 

We love nothing more than a good old fashioned language translation fail. Languages can be wildly confusing, and sometimes that goes on to inspire absolutely hilarious misunderstandings between people that would otherwise be getting along just fine. In this case though, we learn that this particular misunderstanding was the straw that broke the camel's back, and apparently this guy was a dang "side guy." 

What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality. 

Translation fails inspire all kinds of hilarious confusion between two perfectly rational human beings. In this case, we have a customer unknowingly repeatedly pleading for nothing at all. If you're the bartender on the other side of that mishap, do you let the oblivious stupidity persist, or do you correct the translation fail as soon as possible? Could be a tough call if you end up wanting to have some fun with it. 

Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard  when Data tried to make a joke. 

Twitter User, @kelllicopter, opened Pandora's Box when she encouraged people to text their boyfriends that they wanted babies; and to share their responses. Naturally, the partners on the other side of the spontaneous text intended as a prank, responded in a general tone of panicked disbelief.