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There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...

Twitter User, @kelllicopter, opened Pandora's Box when she encouraged people to text their boyfriends that they wanted babies; and to share their responses. Naturally, the partners on the other side of the spontaneous text intended as a prank, responded in a general tone of panicked disbelief. 

Is this the most Florida thing to ever happen to a sporting event over there or what? All we needed to better the crude situation was a crocodile or two waddling across the court. 

The truth will set you free, Dave.

Tinder conversations and profiles that will destroy any thread of hope you had about online dating. 

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

Not even sure where to begin with these acts of insanity that defy all rhyme and reason. Don't proceed unless you feel like getting strangely aroused by a crazy mix of FAIL meets miraculously executed acts. 

Think it's fair to say that the ultimate end of their troubled marriage has been cemented. Apparently the husband here is a man of passion, easily given over to irrational whims. At least we all got an entertaining video out of the mix!

These relationships seem terribly fragile with insecurity and passive aggressiveness. That and then there are a few that show all signs of an imminent breakup. 

As far as being an idiot who is unbelievably de-attached from reality and the way the world works, and I don't know general human decency.....this dude with an unreal knack for not being able to text like a mouth-breathing manchild, successfully crowned himself king of stupidity. If you can make it past the ridiculous abbreviations and misspellings in his actual texts, you'll be quick to see this is nothing short of an epic attempt at validating blatant cheating. I guess you could say he gets an A+ for thinking outside the box though. All in all, Bella really dodged a bullet on this one. 

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

Keep these crazy fiends off the streets! There would seem to be a recurrent, sexualized theme running rampant across these various achievements as well. 

With wedding season running along the wedding dramas and bridezilla horror stories are really coming out of the woodwork. This particular wedding nightmare involving a saddened bride, pressured by her family to give up her wedding venue to her pregnant sister because she "needs it more" is all kinds of messed up. Many of the responses offer moral support to the distressed bride, and pretty much say that her family can go screw themselves. 

This passive aggressive pansy is straight up heartless. Pro Tip: Don't pull this kind of move unless you want to be hated by the internet. 

Her profile comes across as nothing short of alarmingly specific. This is NOT the one you swipe right on...

Joey is in DEEP sh*t .