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Keep these crazy fiends off the streets! There would seem to be a recurrent, sexualized theme running rampant across these various achievements as well. 

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless. 

The frustration of clueless creepy dude in this scenario is PALPABLE. 

How exactly does this unfaithful low life think the world works? She definitely needed the rude awakening of a harsh reality check. 

This passive aggressive pansy is straight up heartless. Pro Tip: Don't pull this kind of move unless you want to be hated by the internet. 

This "relationship goals" video is anything but goals. Naturally, people on Twitter were ready to step up and roast the mess to oblivion. Thank goodness. Relationship seems like it might be just a little off...

Is this the most Florida thing to ever happen to a sporting event over there or what? All we needed to better the crude situation was a crocodile or two waddling across the court. 

This is absolutely brutal. You don't wanna go and snap that banjo string...

Good 'ol Tinder, never failing to keep things nice and raunchy. The most predictable part of the app is that at least someone's going to walk away from it vaguely uncomfortable. You never know who's lurking behind that next right swipe. 

And then family dinner happened. This embarrassed woman experienced quite the shocking, bone-rattling revelation over a family dinner with her special date; a date I might add that she'd been seeing for 5 months! Her cousin. If this is actually a true story, our hearts go out to this woman and her family. The shockwaves of cringe from that dinner could probably have been felt around the globe. 

Cum on, this is just ridiculous and provides no shortage in the way of not failing to keep us entertained. Cliterally a cunning innovation, indeed. The tagline reads, "Lickster is a revolutionary new training game that will make you a cunnilingus pro lickity-split." So, at the very least they get a thumbs up for taking a shot at creativity. Anyways, sit back and enjoy leafing through some solid pro tips and plain hilarious jokes about the "Lickster."

This guy's an all-American creepy nice guy! 

Pro Tip: don't take Kanye West seriously. 

This was legit painful to work through. 

When Ben Velzian was making preparations for a first date, he went so far as to arrange a damn Powerpoint of ideas; and proceeded to get blocked....on Whatsapp (uhhh that's a thing?). The sentiment of putting together a Powerpoint to show how invested you are in first date definitely packs some strong merit, but also, like dude; it was hard enough willing oneself to assemble a Powerpoint when it was required in school. Talk about outdoing yourself. Maybe he put too much effort in there.