religion

Hey baby, let's turn some water into wine and immaculately conceive while Al Green plays in the background.

Did I just hear Pat Robertson call someone who doesn't agree with his religious ideals a heathen? Must be just another Wednesday!

Got misplaced animosity and/or aggression? That's what Facebook is for!

"You need Jesus in your life" is now my go-to response in situations where I would normally just say "you need help."

They're just role-playing Genesis 19:5.

Courtesy of School Of Fail!