All this tells me is that the odds of finding true love are pretty low and that we'll all be alone forever. THANKS SO MUCH CUTESY CARTOON COUPLE.
BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!
Yeah yeah yeah, it doesn't always feel good, but it's a great problem to have because, you know, someone is suckin' at all.
Here are 10 (kinda NSFW) perfect reaction images for the next time that happens to you.
