relationship goals

Kay and Joe O'Regan are both 80-years-old and recently completed the Cork City Marathon in Ireland. They promised each other this would be their last race, but after their outstanding finish they've decided not to hang up the running shoes just yet.

Kay has gone on to compete in 113 marathons, and Joe in 29. The two prefer to take part in separate races, but decided to run the Cork City Marathon as a way to their 80th birthdays, as well as their 57th wedding anniversary.

Monica Riley and her boyfriend Sid are on a dedicated mission to make Monica the world's fattest woman. With Sid as her "feeder" the two make a disgustingly good team as Monica attempts consumes over 8,000 calories per day.

Monica's daily menu:
Six biscuits
Six sausages in a bread roll
A big bowl of sugary cereal
Two weight gain shakes
Four McChicken sandwiches
Four double cheeseburgers
Large French fries
30 chicken nuggets
Macaroni cheese
Taco Bell
A gallon of ice cream