rejection

You can't want sex after getting coffee poured over your head. Unless you can. There's a fetish for everything.

I just did that thing where you suck in your breath through your teeth. I don't think there's a sound effect I can write out for it. BASICALLY IT HURT TO WATCH.

Maybe he should have said "please" again, but extra extra super duper more nice.

Note - This video contains a single swear word, and since the video's only 5 seconds long, that mean's this sketch about 20% bad language.

Wireless heartbreak.

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego