rejection

Well this is interesting. Usually it's the weird guys who want a Lord of the Rings marathon and the cool guys who want to go to a concert.

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego

Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

Every guy who's had an experience at a bar like this, raise your hand. Yeah, that's what I thought.