rejection

Wireless heartbreak.

They will work. I promise.

Note - This video contains a single swear word, and since the video's only 5 seconds long, that mean's this sketch about 20% bad language.

Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego

I just did that thing where you suck in your breath through your teeth. I don't think there's a sound effect I can write out for it. BASICALLY IT HURT TO WATCH.

Maybe he should have said "please" again, but extra extra super duper more nice.

Kome on now, don't you think that's a little kruel?