rejection

You can't want sex after getting coffee poured over your head. Unless you can. There's a fetish for everything.

the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego

Well this is interesting. Usually it's the weird guys who want a Lord of the Rings marathon and the cool guys who want to go to a concert.

They will work. I promise.

Kome on now, don't you think that's a little kruel?

Wireless heartbreak.

Maybe he should have said "please" again, but extra extra super duper more nice.