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This might be the strangest customer service exchange of all time on Twitter, and that says a whole lot...

Jeffrey is the best friend of teen Nicole Aramboles, and neither of these two could've anticipated the kind of buzz Jeffrey's good-guy-bff-move was going to stir up when he delivered a simple hug at...well...2am. 40,000 retweets later and a lot of thirsty tweets, let's just say it looks like Jeffrey won't have to worry about being friend-zoned by a lot of people that saw this on Twitter. All in all, chivalry ain't dead folks. At least we think.

A surprising number of people are dating this dude named Pizza.

TMZ is reporting that the extremely famous couple is calling it quits after 12 years together and people are not handling the news very well. Except for Jennifer Aniston, who is probably sipping a nice big cup of tea right now.

Can you really blame 'em?

Yes, I'm well aware. We're dealing with a whole lotta weirdness let loose to run around. Where to start and where to end? We've got the ex-Disney Channel Star Ms. Bella Thorne element of this which is uncomfortable enough already, and then you factor in her need to not only tweet a dick pic, but claim it's not her ex-boyfriend's? Yo, this shitness screams seven kinds of emotionally trainrekt.

Sometimes a good old-fashioned FAIL goes a long way!