Today, some girl took to Twitter to gloat about her boyfriend gifting her some beautiful, glorious promise rings, as if that gesture carried the weight of the world in romantic implications. If only she could've known the blind rage she'd inspire.
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The Gentlemen cut straight to the heart of Valentine's Day (get it? heart? because Valentine's Day LAWL) and let you know what they REALLY think. Because they're all about communication.
It's only a week away, now! Time to start scrambling for dinner reservations and ordering flowers/candy/jewelry/ball gags! Alternatively, time to plan your crying and listening to "All By Myself"!
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Remember the tirade of an email from "Mike" that we featured last week? We now have reason to believe that it was written by none other than American Psycho's Patrick Bateman. See for yourself.
Maybe the redditor who uploaded this ridiculous breakup-gone-wrong fiasco would've been better served by pulling the 'ghosting' move. Then again, who knows what this manchild would've done were he left facing that harsh and isolated reality. Just goes to show, psychos wear all kinds of faces.
