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The Gentlemen cut straight to the heart of Valentine's Day (get it? heart? because Valentine's Day LAWL) and let you know what they REALLY think. Because they're all about communication.
It's only a week away, now! Time to start scrambling for dinner reservations and ordering flowers/candy/jewelry/ball gags! Alternatively, time to plan your crying and listening to "All By Myself"!
Today, some girl took to Twitter to gloat about her boyfriend gifting her some beautiful, glorious promise rings, as if that gesture carried the weight of the world in romantic implications. If only she could've known the blind rage she'd inspire.
He up and brought this one on himself. Next time you take to Facebook to bitch and moan about your dating woes, it's probably not a half bad idea to double check those facts, and that spelling, and well...maybe just not post anything at all.
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Remember the tirade of an email from "Mike" that we featured last week? We now have reason to believe that it was written by none other than American Psycho's Patrick Bateman. See for yourself.
