pregnancy test

Someone at the novelty goods factory has been watching too many episodes of Glee.

Time for a No Baby Party!

I'll bet Freddy Mercury did that every time he used the test.

Craigslist ad for positive pregnancy test

Want to get your boyfriend to pop the question using deception but don't actually want to birth a child just yet? This Craigslist ad is the answer to your problems!
So what is the plan exactly? Buy a pregnancy kit, go into the bathroom to use it, totally blow off the whole 'waiting for it to change' 5-minute ordeal, and then show the boyfriend the used one you purchased on Craigslist? You know that she had to pee on it to get it that way?
If this ad did not make you loose all faith in humanity, then maybe you need to see more such Craigslist posts to get you to that point.