Via FAILU3R
prank
Via DerekDeso
Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you're best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I'm all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.
Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they're dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.
"My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures." Setting up a dating profile is the most strenuous task there is when it comes to online dating. Once the profile is set up, it's all smooth sailing from there. So, this dude decided to hand over responsibility to his trustworthy friend. According to the comments, neither his friend or his potential dates have yet to notice the additions...
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WARNING: Obviously this is going to be a little work-unsafe.
Via VanCityVideo
Just a heads up, this vid contains a sweet 'n saucy blend of sensuous and well, ghastly content, so be careful if you're in the office.
Was this dude's intention to turn in for a solid night of couchsurfing, take up residency in the tender loving care-deprived confines of the proverbial dog house? If so, my condolences bro, cause you secured a solid spot on a plush leathery pillow of lonesomeness. We can all fairly suggest you didn't fail to accomplish that much. I sympathize with the fact that it must've been tough living up to the expectations of the unicorn and carriage ride through a snow-packed, mid-February Central Park ride she so longingly desired. BUT, this was not the next best step.
