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WARNING: Some language and explicit content discussed in this video.

Mark: the best IT adviser in the business and an all-American hero.

After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?

His day at work must be a constant battle to hide what's going on in his pants, and something tells me he's 100 percent OK with that.

This is why you always use headphones when conducting solo-sexytimes.