poop

Say goodbye to the childhood I've just ruined.

Poops everywhere? That could be a dealbreaker, ladies.

"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.

That's what you get for drooling over the covers in the romance section of your local bookstore.

Let's face it: people who have time to ask questions like that probably sleep alone at night.