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I think it's safe to say that the toilet paper has a leg up on "ability to emote" over Kristen Stewart too.

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It doesn't matter what you do in the stall, as long as you come out smelling like a rose.

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"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.

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