By nhoddity
poetry
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By Charlie
He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.
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He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."
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By Unknown
Do you like rhyming? Do it yourself! Write one with something that rhymes with penis! You is creative! You are a artist!
