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Do you like rhyming? Do it yourself! Write one with something that rhymes with penis! You is creative! You are a artist!

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By Charlie
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He was doing great until he tried to rhyme "time" with "mine." That's a half-rhyme. BUT SO CLOSE.

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Guy Delivers Dark Poetic Justice to a Spambot Desperately Trying to Strip

He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.

"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."

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Woman Gets Ironic Revenge on Poet Ex by Publishing More Successful Poetry

Talk about beating someone at their own game. It's almost as if he became her muse with his own crappiness. It's acts of simple and fantastic revenge like these that make our days a little brighter.

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