pizza

Time to up the game over there guys, because this 'heart-shaped' pizza only ended up looking like a dough-slinging chef missed his lunch break and had to take a bite out of something before popping the next batch of breadsticks in the oven. 

The context of this situation only makes this FAIL more spectacular: sounds like the dude's girlfriend was trying to surprise him with a heart-shaped pizza at work, which is serious brownie points on steroids. Truly, a lady after my own heart. If only the Domino's pizza factory in question was up to the challenge. There's always next year.

It's called The Tinder Games (like The Hunger Games, get it?). Hungry girls find thirsty guys on Tinder and just ask them for pizza and sushi. And the poor saps just do it, with or without the promise of a date. Guys, you're better than this. Shameful, man, just shameful.