personals

I'll give him credit for this: the first word he chose to put in bold was "deeply." At least he knows how to be suggestive.

someone slid this under my door and it was addressed to holly

I'm not sure you'll find what you're looking for at the local sack 'n' save...

Ladies, please, I have very high standards. Applicants must be between 18 and 90, and anyone outside of that range will not be considered. I won't take just anyone.

You stay hard while you're cooking and cleaning? You get turned on by the oddest things.

3rd year? Male? Student? He's perfect!

So basically people have long been doing this sort of thing, even before Craigslist made it much easier.