penis

It's "hard" being big LOL. #goingfortheeasiestpuns

Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

I didn't know that Skittles and penises were such a popular combination.

Oh PBF, of all the dormant or long-dead webcomics, I'll miss you most of all.

These couples did a great job promoting this, but let's get real you would 100% laugh at anyone's junk in a tux. Not only that, but how awkward would you feel dropping this off to get dry cleaned? 

I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.

Exhibit: A

Someone sent me a DM of his very VERY large penis.... That's all.

— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015

Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!

RESPECT WOMEN. RESPECT YOURSELVES. pic.twitter.com/8sEPyldSEG

— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015

The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.

RESPECT WOMEN.

RESPECT YOURSELVES.

But don't send the peen.

Do you like rhyming? Do it yourself! Write one with something that rhymes with penis! You is creative! You are a artist!

Does this mean their gold stars are a less shiny now?