penis

Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

Oh PBF, of all the dormant or long-dead webcomics, I'll miss you most of all.

I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

Do you like rhyming? Do it yourself! Write one with something that rhymes with penis! You is creative! You are a artist!