penis

Do you like rhyming? Do it yourself! Write one with something that rhymes with penis! You is creative! You are a artist!

Seriously, what is it with guys and pictures of their dick? I guess they spend so much time staring at it themselves that they forget what normal people like to look at.

These couples did a great job promoting this, but let's get real you would 100% laugh at anyone's junk in a tux. Not only that, but how awkward would you feel dropping this off to get dry cleaned? 

Oh PBF, of all the dormant or long-dead webcomics, I'll miss you most of all.

Does this mean their gold stars are a less shiny now? 

It's "hard" being big LOL. #goingfortheeasiestpuns

I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

I didn't know that Skittles and penises were such a popular combination.

Actress Debra Messing really doesn't want to see your peen.

Exhibit: A

Someone sent me a DM of his very VERY large penis.... That's all.

— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015

Exhibit: OMG she just tweeted that to her 257,000 followers!

RESPECT WOMEN. RESPECT YOURSELVES. pic.twitter.com/8sEPyldSEG

— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) November 17, 2015

The Will & Grace star apparently received this picture from a gentleman on Instagram. She didn't appreciate his unsolicited nudity, so she had a message for the Internet.

RESPECT WOMEN.

RESPECT YOURSELVES.

But don't send the peen.