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I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

I didn't know that Skittles and penises were such a popular combination.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

I guess it's time to add "BIG P33N DOES NOT KILL YOU" to the health education curriculum.

Someone took our challenge on. Have to say, a lot more penis that I was expecting. That poor, poor woman's head.

That's an awfully suggestive finger.

Hole in one, buddy. Hole in one.