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I guess it's time to add "BIG P33N DOES NOT KILL YOU" to the health education curriculum.

I didn't know Anthony Weiner used Yahoo Answers. HEYOOOOO

Also, if you're an expert at spotting male "equipment," we're hosting a scavenger hunt for suggestively-shaped turkeys over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!

"Hey babe, did I tell you about my penis? Can I have your number? Thanks."

"Ooooh, yeah, then I'm gonna poke those weird pouches beneath it, yeah. With my finger."

I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

Hole in one, buddy. Hole in one.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Someone took our challenge on. Have to say, a lot more penis that I was expecting. That poor, poor woman's head.