p33n

That's an awfully suggestive finger.

"Hey babe, did I tell you about my penis? Can I have your number? Thanks."

I guess it's time to add "BIG P33N DOES NOT KILL YOU" to the health education curriculum.

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

I didn't know Anthony Weiner used Yahoo Answers. HEYOOOOO

Also, if you're an expert at spotting male "equipment," we're hosting a scavenger hunt for suggestively-shaped turkeys over at FAIL Blog tomorrow! The winner gets to be a guest editor for a day. ARE YOU EXCITED YET? Check it out when you're finished hyperventilating!