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Disclaimer: Some adult language from crazy fedora wearing gamers.

Apparently there's some sort of contest involved in this bizarre page, and here are some of the rules.

First, you'll send @pizzahut an Instagram video or tweet @pizzahut a Vine tagged #CommitToGreatness by Feb 21st. Tell us your most creative proposal idea. Ninjas? Unicorns? Professional babies? Don't let reality hold you back. Let your Greatness flag fly. It'll feel good.

We'll contact the three (3) most creative suitors via Twitter or Instagram, and take you on a trip to get to know you better.

If we decide you're The One, we'll surprise you with the Greatest Proposal Ever. Obviously, that means free pizza for life.