Tip 47 was the premise to an issue of "Daredevil," I'm sure.
That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:
Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.
Well, it turns out that people don't care if you're a convicted child rapist on Tinder, as long as you're really attractive.
This 'experiment' was run by a user on Reddit who created a fake profile of a supremely attractive male model who confesses to 'wanting to be with kids'. The experiment itself is pretty f**ked up, but the reactions are even more so.
Never forget the rules of Tinder:
Step 1: Be Attractive
Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive