nerds

If the internet is to be trusted, lesbians will take your men, gay men will take your wives, and nerds are content to not take anyone as long they have their fandoms to keep them warm

Who can expect to compete with Joseph Gordon-Levitt and David Tennant?

Using math to pick up ladies is a proven method.

Mental Floss put together a ridiculous(ly awesome) list of nerd-related bras and where to buy them. Not sure your SO would appreciate ripping off your shirt only to have R2's domes or Donatello's eyes staring back, but we'll avert our eyes if you need to go on a shopping spree right now.