men and women

The key difference between the sexes, summed up in one transcendent epiphany.

Men, amirite?

Also, I like how the headline says "girls" but the subtitle starts with "women." Whoever wrote the headline was a classy, classy guy.

Women attract, men mostly repel.

It must mean he has really small... feet.

But if she makes a sound like an accordion, you're probably doing it wrong.

Oh great, they're describing Bella Swan for the girls.