men and women

My Bf & I posting separately about our night out together....

Oh great, they're describing Bella Swan for the girls.

But if she makes a sound like an accordion, you're probably doing it wrong.

The key difference between the sexes, summed up in one transcendent epiphany.

There's no manual for that. They're working on an app, though.

It must mean he has really small... feet.

Almost comprehensive, except they forgot to define a couple commonly-used words and terms like "curvy" and "lifts every now and then lol."