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Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope you're not forever alone today, but if you are, you can always drink your problems away!

"Through sex alone?" What did the other guys have to do? Feed her nachos and ice cream? And was that "sex alone" or "sexting alone?"

We all know someone who's a Crazy Girlfriend Mantis, and because of her, we also know how to contact the police and go into hiding when she comes around.