married

To be fair, you should expect as much getting into the online dating scene.

You best watch who you hit on when you're a married man, because it could be a model with 13,000 Twitter followers. Brian Presley did not take this advice to heart, as the "actor" you've probably not seen on such shows as General Hospital and 7th Heaven has been married for all of the last ten years. Oh Brian, you truly are the worst.

She's the brains, and he's the arm candy.