marriage

I just did that thing where you suck in your breath through your teeth. I don't think there's a sound effect I can write out for it. BASICALLY IT HURT TO WATCH.

This dude's making it real tough out here for the rest of us right now. No doubt he's inspired a mass movement of wives everywhere, asking, 'why can't you do this for me?!'

And they said money can't buy you love.

There is a way to teamspeak with your friends and IRL speak with your wife, it's just really, really hard.